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Down came the rain

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There are loads of sirens all over the village. Mr Grigg is tied to the mast Emergency vehicles are tearing around. There are floods everywhere, the rain is lashing down like stair-rods and the wind blew my Union Jack umbrella inside out. I wish I was back in Greece. In the pub, the landlord sits behind the bar, wedged into a small stepladder, his face level with the pumps. He is listening to t he talk in Compost Corner, which turns to Nobby Odd-Job and his miraculous recovery after his heart stopped for forty minutes on the operating table. He was instantly put on ice and was woken four days later. He squeezed his partner's hand but didn't register her presence. The next day, though, Posh Totty poked her head around the door and Nobby woke up like Sleeping Beauty and gazed lovingly into those piercing blue eyes. The village ladies are furious. It should have been them. However, we are pleased he is making good progress. Especially when the church flag was flying at...

Shuffling into the new year

And there's me, drawing up a playlist of new year's resolutions to keep me going through 2012 when I suddenly have an epiphany. Why not just put the soundtrack to my life on shuffle, and see what happens? The prospect is rather scary. It depends on what's in you in the first place. Because when my iPod is on shuffle, I can get cool new jazz from 4 Hero followed by Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in The West , tracks by The Hives I really should erase, the sublime beauty of The Cinematic Orchestra, Faure and Vaughan Williams, a rousing fanfare from Aaron Copland, drums by Buddy Rich and then Barry White telling me I'm his first, his last, his everything. And then Elvis saying I should return to the sender. So, fly by the seat of my pants or be organised? A bit of both, I think. It's always worked in the past. So Happy New Year to all my readers. I did think about jacking in the blog for 2012 but now that would be stupid. And any suggestions for the musical soun...

Hop across to The world from my porthole

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I have just received an award from two lovely bloggers, Cheryl from Kangaroos of the Scrubby Bush (sorry Cheryl, but I'm from the Benny Hill generation and a title like that is bound to make me snigger), and Kelly Garriott Waite at Writing in the Margins, Bursting At The Seams (now that makes me think of an educated Victorian woman scribbling in stays, working hard to be noticed for her body and her prose). Now, as well as saying thank you, I know I am meant to do something before I can accept this award. I know you don't get anything for nothing. But while I figure out just what it is I have to do, hop across to my other blog, The World from My Porthole , for a sweet slice of life in the Ionian as Mr Grigg and I celebrate his special birthday today in western Greece. That's about it. Love Maddie x