Election time in this green and pleasant land
Up in the fields, the bluebells are uncurling. There's a frost in the corner but May is bursting out in the hedgerow. There are swathes of cuckoo flowers and dandelion clocks. There's a dead nettle in a gateway, full of spare slippers for the fairies for when they go out dancing tonight. Down on the allotment, an early bird is listening to political debate on Radio 5 Live, the radio blaring out from an open window of his car while he digs in the manure. I can hear Nicky Campbell having a spirited discussion with a weasel. In the heart of Lush Places, blue things other than bluebells have sprung up over the croquet lawn and all over the village. They are everywhere. There are a couple of signs for Labour down the road but sadly they're tucked away, unlike the UKIP house in the next village which ought to close its own front door, pull down the blinds and leave Wessex, brick by brick. This whole election thing is leaving me rather cold. I...